Kate-isms

She cracks me up on a daily basis. Here are some of the reasons why:

Kate was messing with the vacuum cleaner because I hadn't put it away yet.
Me: "Kate, don't touch the vacuum cleaner. It could fall over on you."
Kate: "Mommy, I am prepared to fall down."

In the car and we need to turn left out of the parking lot but the concrete barrier is forcing us to turn right and make the block to get back around.
Kate: "Mommy, are we taking a detour to get home?"

The Tinkerbell movie we were watching was over.
Kate: "Mommy, that was a pleasant movie."

The other night Kate asked me for a Tinkerbell.
Me: "You already have a Tinkerbell."
Kate: "No, Mommy, a real Tinkerbell. I really want one."

Pretty much every time we get in the van and start to go somewhere:
Kate: "Mommy, remember not to drive too fast or the policeman will get mad at you."

While at Walmart the other day Kate lost her walking privileges and was sitting in the front of the shopping cart. We were waiting for our turn at the deli and Kate kept asking if she could have a free cookie from the bakery. I had told her no several times and at this point was ignoring her.
Kate: "mommy. mommy. mommy. mommy. Mommy. MOMmy. MOMMY! MOOOMMMMY!!!!"
Me: "Kate, you are driving me crazy today."
Kate, singing, loudly: "People don't drive people crazy mommy! People don't drive people crazy!"