This week’s American Idol was sl blah I’m not even going to comment on everyone. I just can’t bring myself to do it. Nothing overly outstanding happened, and nothing overly horrible happened either. What are these people doing to me??
Paula was more interested in how beautiful everyone looked last night, which seemed stupid coming from someone who had a huge red flower pinned to her chest. Simon was in such a foul mood he even insulted Carly, which is totally unlike him. What the heck happend to Dolly Parton’s face?? I couldn’t decide last night if it was her top lip or her bottom lip that wasn’t moving properly, but something was amiss.
My favorite performances of the night were David Cook, Jason Castro, and Brooke White. I’m happy that Jason actually sang this week and didn’t act high. I was very angry that he got nailed for it though. I thought it was his best performance ever.
Archuletta annoyed me this week by picking the first song with "Jesus" in it so that he could get the religious vote. Dude, lay off. That’s what Kristy Lee was going to do, but since he picked it first she was left to sing the poor me song with no shoes on. "See America, I’m a country girl like you. Vote for me. I even bought my dress at Goodwill so that you could identify with me." Her eyes are getting smaller every week. [I'm not knocking Goodwill, BTW...I find great stuff there, however I would most likely not be wearing any of it if I was performing on live television in front of 30 million people.]
Poor Syesha, this week she couldn’t deicde whether to sing the Dolly or Whitney version of her song, so she tried to mesh the two together and it stunk big time. She could be going home, although i’m really really hoping it’s Kristy or Ramiele, who continues to be a pointless waste of TV time.
Oh, have you noticed how Carly’s husband is getting NO airtime?? They keep seating him in these dark shadows so that when he is on camera he doesn’t scare small children. Have you noticed? It’s quite amusing. That’s what he gets for being covered from head to toe in tats and piercings. Dude is freaky looking.